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--some Haiku silliness for everyone:
Zillow values wrong
That's what the posters all say
They should read the FAQ
My house is worth more
That's what the posters all think
So they list too high
How can I call Zillow?
That's what the posters all ask
Zillow has no phone
Please remove my home
That's what the posters all want
Why does it matter?
Helpful Zillow-ites
Read messageboards all day long
Try to give advice
Happy friday all
Keep posting and smiling too
Thanks for the poems
If you must have a view it is best to be sunny
With such grace and wit…really funny
Always so fair
Helping buyers beware
Giving sellers much hope
and new ways to cope
When greed's advice becomes defective
You , with much grace give perspective
A new point of view
With virtue so true
How do I respect thee…
let me count the ways
May you "live long and prosper"
in endless sunny days!
Buyer saying "cash is king"
Seller answers "let me think"
Realtor somewhat, shares the thought
"commission, hard to swing"
Doomersayer "market sinks"
Cheertard "bubble has its twin"
Zillow came up on the tread
"get-up and go post use thing"
******* for bump purpose! ******
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Happy Friday Poetry Slam!! Guaranteed prizes with double prizes for new posters :)
sunnyview
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There once was a poster named Sunny
Who said LOL to things funny
She worked hard for thumbs
Called the spammers all bums
And wrote haikus to earn pocket money
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