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Happy Friday Poetry Slam!! Guaranteed prizes with double prizes for new posters :)

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It has been a long week and I am so happy that it is finally Friday that I could scream. What better way to start a good weekend than with some bad poetry. After all, there's more to the world of Zillow than discussing the buyer's credit, mortgage modifications and RE market charts. So give it your best shot. Any poem format is great from haiku to free verse to whatever. All posters guaranteed thumbs up for their posted entry and some lucky poster will get the grand prize of best answer when the contest ends come Monday morning. I'm sure no Shakespeare, but I'll get the ball rolling. Have a great weekend everybody!

There once was a poster named Sunny
Who said LOL to things funny
She worked hard for thumbs
Called the spammers all bums
And wrote haikus to earn pocket money
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--some Haiku silliness for everyone:

Zillow values wrong
That's what the posters all say
They should read the FAQ

My house is worth more
That's what the posters all think
So they list too high

How can I call Zillow?
That's what the posters all ask
Zillow has no phone

Please remove my home
That's what the posters all want
Why does it matter?

Helpful Zillow-ites
Read messageboards all day long
Try to give advice

Happy friday all
Keep posting and smiling too
Thanks for the poems

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October 02
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So nice to see you and what a great poem too! Hope all is going well.
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October 26
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If you must have a view it is best to be sunny

With such grace and wit…really funny

 

Always so fair

Helping buyers beware

Giving sellers much hope

and new ways to cope

 

When greed's advice becomes defective

You , with much grace give perspective

 

A new point of view

With virtue so true

 

How do I respect thee…

                let me count the ways

May you "live long and prosper"

in endless sunny days!

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October 25
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there once was a poster named sunny
drawn to zillow like a bear is to honey
like alpine before
he'll need taunting galore
for 10,000 posts just aint funny

congratz

in the words of the bard(as you mention him)

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
                        -William Shakespeare
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October 04
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Buyer saying "cash is king"
Seller answers "let me think"
Realtor somewhat, shares the thought
"commission, hard to swing"

Doomersayer "market sinks"
Cheertard "bubble has its twin"
Zillow came up on the tread
"get-up and go post use thing"


******* for bump purpose! ******

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October 02
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Great poems! I knew there were closet board poets out there. Hoang you are definitely a poet a heart :)  Azrob and Nancy both write poems on the board sometimes so I hope they post if they see the thread. 

How about other posters out there? It's still Friday and this silliness can include you too. There's double thumbs in it for you if you have less than 10 posts to your name. It might a fun way to get over being nervous on your first post too.
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Sorry for I'm not a new poster and not really is the poet (my bad)
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October 02
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There will be a buyer named Sunny
Who said LOL to the good deal things
She worked hard for her future home
Called the sellers need to price the prices right
And wrote the beauty poetry, that I ever read.
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