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How can I get my neighbor to stop playing horseshoes nayked in his back yard?

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July 29 - Lake Forest
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How is the nozzle on your hose? Could you accidentally water him with some plants by your property line?

One would think that eventually a play-related injury would be sufficient to curb the activity. (It sounds like a Darwin award in the making)
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August 16
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Depends He must only have one pole (for the horseshoes) and needs another? My question is HOW do you know he is naked? Why did you look?
What do you when you other neighbors make love? (or do you do that with your cloths on? inside or out, we like the stars durring summer nights) 

I used to walk my dog at 4:30 am and everyone once in while we walked by a screamer, and I thought Oh my god what is he doing to her, and my dog would look at me with the look, oh and you don't know? Dah... he is biting her of course...hehehehe
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August 16
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I don't see where his buns & junk can be any more harmful than the amount of skin shown by others in their own backyard, say, around the pool. Unless the horse itself is involved, I would respectfully suggest MYOB.
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August 16
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call the police and say a nayked man is your neighbors back yard, you dont have to give your name.
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August 16
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take some photos and blow them up to poster size. drape them over the fence. he'll get the message ^_)^

i like the bees idea too... thumbs up to neighborhood trampoline parties... other ideas

inform him that you are gay and it is making you uncomfortable living in such proximity to his adonis and or it has caused friction in your relationship. most men are so uncomfortable regarding discussions like this, they will do about anything to seem politically correct.

there is a kind of prickly weed that grows in grass, very hard to see/avoid(stays short)... get some, plant it.

sling shot + little plastic BBs

start hosting very large block parties on your deck/patio

get one of those sprinklers that are impossible to confine to your yard, make sure it is within range of the pit.

create some kind of noise disturbance that you can bargain with...
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August 04
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Interesting question. Just ignore him, he is in his backyard. In this country we are so puritan, it's nuts. Our children are innocent and it doesn't bother them until it bothers us. Be more tolerant, and politely ask him if he knows that others are looking, he might not have even given this a thought. Just my two cents.
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August 04
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Ah, yes, the clanking of horseshoes can be very disruptive!

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August 02
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roflmao!! OMG, my son just asked me two days ago if it was illegal to walk outside on our own property naxked...

My reply is that if others can see, then there should be some lude/crude laws that prevent it. I would look in that direction.
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August 02
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How about putting honey on his horse shoe stake when he is not looking. Maybe swarming bees might make him keep his pants on.
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August 02
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Strip down and ask to play.  Unfortunatly this is an "all in" strategy, the outcome may end up being much worse than what caused it.  Good luck
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August 02
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take pictures and send them to his job lol
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August 02
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Does your neighborhood not allow fences?

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August 02
Buy a trampoline, then start having neighborhood trampoline parties.
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August 02
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For some people nakedness is a lifestyle option, for others it is a way to control other people through their own discomfort with n*dity. If you think he is a reasonable person, I would talk to him about it and see which one it is for him. If he is a confirmed n*dist, you can take steps to screen your view with arbors, plantings or trumpet vines so that you can see less of him less often. If he is a controlling personality that wants to make you uncomfortable, I would start taking photos and tell him you plan to publish an online calendar featuring him in the n*de playing horseshoes and don't forget to invite friends over to point at his exposes goodies and talk loudly about his horseshoe game as he plays. Shame is a wonderful thing.
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July 29
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Boy, this is a tough one! You don't want to offend him or he may become more overt and "in your face" if he is offended, just to tick you off.

Do you have a pool? Maybe you could invite him over for a swim when he starts to play horseshoes. When you do, make an "oh by the way" comment saying he'll need to cover up because there are children and/or ladies present. I'm not sure you want him in your pool, though. I recommend hosing him down first.
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