I finally figured it outI've been house hunting for the past six months looking for the right property within my price range to the point that I didn't care if I missed out on the tax incentive. The internet has certainly made property hunting much more convenient. However, most of the pictures of properties and their descriptions are a bit misleading so I took it upon myself to translate what the agents say and what it really means. Here it goes:Charming - SmallCozy - Really smallCute - Half the size of cozyRustic - Wood veneer panels all around and raccoons living in the crawlspaceConvenient location - Right next to the expresswayOne of a kind - but not in good wayWon't last long - The house is falling apartMake me move - Owner hates the houseMotivated seller - owner hasn't paid mortgage in a yearHandyman special - Get a tetanus shot if you want to see the propertyRetains its original charm - Avocado green appliances and two tone shag carpetClose to the water - It's on a flood plainSecluded setting - It's out in the sticksFantastic view - Next door neighbor is a nudistMove in ready - Abandoned propertyOld world charm - No air conditioningMuch sought after - but failed inspections and every buyer backed outStarter home - If we start at this property, everything else would look goodAffordable - It's in the ghettoUpdated kitchen - Repainted cabinetsOpen concept - Roof leaksLow maintenance - If you hire a maidUnique - Ugliest house within a 50 mile radiusAnd much much more - this property is a piece of crap and we couldn't think of anything good to describe it withTo be continued... July 16 2010 - US33YesReport a ProblemProblemSelect oneOffensive contentIrrelevant contentSpam (pure self-promotion)OtherDetailsYour emailPlease enter a valid email address.Submit CancelContent flaggedWe will review this content. Thanks for helping make the site more useful to everyone. To learn more, read Zillow's Good Neighbor Policy.We're sorry. This service is temporarily unavailable. Please come back later and try again.