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Kiss my contingency bye bye!

Remember me? Pouty Patty boo hooin 'bout having a home-sale-contingency; cast out into the cold; rejected by all my friends, family, and even my dog? Chants of " you're not worthy, oh lowly, wanna-be, home-buyer!" rang out in the night, as I ran home....(to that one I was supposed to sell, ya know?) Poor little rejected house!  Then like a miracle, the Vets Administration Man, appears out of nowhere, and says; " Don't despair, your Veteran still has entitlement coming, so you're more than eligible for the loan you need, and you won't have to sell your home at all, if you don't want to! "  All of a sudden, a huge change came over the sellers, and their agent; the apologies were flowing, and it was almost pathetic how nice everyone was to us; We would'ave been their only offer of 5-6yrs on the market. We decided that we'd stay in our humble little home after all, and said " Thanx anyway!"
  • March 26 2012 - Gillette
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