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22. Low enough patio to afford jumping egress, when He returns home ealier than expected...
My hot wife.
23. Condo's are sooo 90's... make it a small, well built beach bungalow please. Thanks. That's sex-ay...
Lose the silver tea tray, Architectural Digest, floral dining chairs and "Tiffany" flutes (crystal is crystal, no need to be stupid with your money) and you have me interested. Doesn't hurt to throw in a guitar somewhere either.
i totally agree with the fresh flowers - that would make me melt
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22. A scantily clad woman.
"dog eared cookbooks" "impeccably clean bathroom"
whatever. here is the same list from a Mans point of view (by that I mean man as in man...)
1. naked hot woman
2. beer
3. huge flatscreen tv with a million channels.
4. more beer
5. playstation 10
6. more beer
7. sports posters held to the wall with thumbtacks... half falling down.
did I mention beer?
I was thinking the same thing Rob-think we know which side of the fence Mark is on........, my hub would want a crock pot filled with chili or beef stew in that condo so he can enjoy the game on the 52 inch.
I agree with adios... Mr MarkiE Metrosexual was referring to how to impress women with yo' sex-ay pad...
Personally, I like a man to have nice taste, BUT only if I liked it too. LOL Meaning... he has good taste if he lets me decorate and he likes it :o)
TWB is a highly evolved man... My hubby is like this too. In my cheerleading/ volleyball days I had a kick-arse athletic build. Now I've had 4 kids and am older. I'm no mess, but I'm not a trim 4 anymore! He thinks I'm more woman and even sexier now... (I didn't say he was bright, I just said evolved)
I think this list, together with the picture, and one can draw a fairly obvious conclusion about Mark. I don't care though, so i didn't mention it even in the thread where he argued with me. I am anti discrimination of any form, racial, gender, orientaion, religion, whatever. I'll leave the race ones to our famous mortgage person, and the rest to another zillow icon.
poor Klischko.
Install some of those excercise apparatus you can hang upside down. Think Richard Gere in American Gigolo. And very important: your porno pad MUST smell good.
SoCal... when were you in my basement??? *Shock* *Horror*
Carrie... me thinks you're MOI Sex--aaayyyy
oh dear TWB that was LOL good.
Well, I have a tiered system for how I look...........
Flourecent lighting: bleek and fugly
40 watt soft lighting: middle aged and attractive enuff
Candlelight: sexy
Pitch Black: F-ing HOT and Drop Dead Gorgeous!!
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2. Tiffany & Co. champaign flutes
3. Bottle of Veuve Clicquot (because you never know when it is time to celebrate)
4. Thin marble tile backsplash, precious stone or glass will substitute
5. Original art (extra points for mosaic)
6. fresh flowers
7. A picture with your mother
8. Another picture with your mother
9. Sterling silver tea tray, crystal decanter filled with vodka
10. 5 or more bottles of good Cab.
11. Fresh fruit
12. Impeccably clean bathroom
13. (unlucky, we don't play this hand gentlemen)
14. Crystal wine glasses
15. Dog-eared cookbooks
16. Coffee table: 1960s editions of Architectural Digest
17. Dining table, seats upholstered in a bold floral print
18. Books stacked at bedside
19. Well dressed bed. Crisp sheets.
20. room to dance (ability assumed)
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