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Answers (2)

- Big Johnnie
- Contributions:47
JM3489, Let me give you a suggestion on something that worked for me back when I was courting the late Mrs. Big Johnnie, god rest her soul.
Go to the local grocery store and pick a nice sized sweet potato..Should be about 8 inches long or so...Next time you are going to "run" into her put that potato in the front of your tightie whities (dont make the mistake I did the first time I tried this by wearing loose drawers, the potato worked itself around to the back door and I caught all types of weird looks) This will catch your ladies eye and peak her curiosity and soon enough you will be seeing her "O" face.
Best of luck and dont forget to come on back and thank Big Johnnie after you have her in the bag young man! Big Johnnie doesnt get much action these days so I want a detailed play by play too.

- sunnyview
- Contributions:25115
Courage my friend and into the breech. Talk her up and show her that you are interested. Ask her out for a nice lunch with a specific place and time--someplace casual, but nice. If she blows you off, you'll know she's just not that into you and you can let her play her game. If she's interested, she'll jump or give you a reason that she can't go like a boyfriend. Be confident and sincere. You have a shot..take it.





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