Make My Neighbor Move?

13 Comments so far

1. Teresa Boardman on March 10, 2007 4:11 am

   Funny, sometimes my neighbors ask me if I can talk certain people into selling because they want new neighbors. Sometimes I tell my next door neighbor that if she doesn’t behave her self she will come home from work one day and find a for sale sign in front of her house.

2. Drew M from Zillow.com on March 11, 2007 5:44 pm

   haha - i think almost every neighborhood has the oddballs that people want to get rid of. I wonder if anyone has SERIOUSLY secretly put a “for sale” sign in someone’s front lawn? Seems like it could be a pretty fun joke to play on a neighbor.

3. Maureen Francis on March 25, 2007 7:41 pm

   I Love Make My Neighbor Move. If only…

4. Sophia on October 2, 2008 1:35 pm

   Is there some sort of annoying low sound device I can aim at them? They are renters from hell!! They are inconsiderate! They throw their kids toys in my yard. They ignore their dog and it is just left in the back yard. He howls and carries on all the time trying to get attention! The hoor that “owns” him is some slutty, knocked up, tattooed skank!! I am seriously gonna rent the place out just to get away from them for some peace and quiet!! Please!!! Make my neighbor move!!

5. Frank on November 25, 2008 5:23 am

   Ohh my, well some indians moved into the house nextdoor to mine, It’s been like seven months since that happened, but I’ve already lost my mind, they make a lot of noise with a mchine of theirs, something like a hammer, and it seems like they spend a hack of a lot time outdoors.
   Well the thing is that they rented the house for a year, can you guys give me suggestions so I can get those assholes to move before I go nuts????
   I heard something about a device called “Sonic Devastator” just google it if you are interested, however I don’t know whether it works.
   So Sophia I understand your situation because the witch that owns the house is just as bad as the asshole who rented it.
   I hope we can come up with a good strategy to get the bugs out of there!

6. Sophia on November 25, 2008 9:02 am

   Frank, I feel your pain. I have gotten rid of my horrible, dog abusing, neighbors, yeaaa! I called animal services on them all the time for letting their pit bull run loose instead of in a pen or on a leash (these idiots didn’t own a leash) since the city declared it a vicious animal. They impounded it and have been feeding it since July! The former neighbor is up on criminal charges for letting that thing run amok! I did use Bird-X to quiet the giant howling dog. I couldn’t get sleep without it. I would def look into the sonic blaster thing you mentioned. Call code on them if the yard is junky. Call the cops if they are yelling outside and so on. Keep in m ind you are probably not the only one bothered by these folks. Good luck!

7. zombie on March 11, 2009 7:10 am

   Help!!!!!!!!!!
   I try to follow the pacifist path but I lost it now.
   So, my upstairs asshole, regardless the numerous complains keeps continue his maddening strolls on the hardwood floor in his shinny/shinny shoes middle of the nite. I wake up every freaking night between 12 and 2AM of him walking, moveing furniture, turning his music on loud, slamming every freaking door around the house. When I desperately called the cops on him, I figured it doesn`t matter how many times I ask him nice to take off his fking shoes and turn his music off he will keep doing it, he said he is going to report our dogs had attacked him. They hate him, they bark at him and charge him if they see him outside, but they are on leash all the time. I always avoid him if I`m w the dogs, trying to be considerate.
   No other neighbors of mine dare to complain it`s only meeeee, again.
   Help!

8. dinky on April 3, 2009 12:46 pm

   ok so we bought a house a year ago everybody warned us that our neighbo was a bad person but being the nieve trusting people we are we gave him a chance and started chating with him.<> he burnt his trash in his yard w/ arosol cans poping and exploding the smell went right in our kitchen window. we ignored it for a bit but on the forth of july me and my husband were over there drinking my husband went home and i stayed to have another drink . i ended up waking up on his lawn batered and brused. thinking i just got drunk and fell i went home and cleaned up a week later he comes up to me and asks if im still mad at him, i was confused i said why and thats when he said we had sex . ok now im freaked out is my neighbor a rapists and did he rape me i dont know me and my husband told him to never step foot on our property again . but every morning he lets his dog crap on our lawn he follows me around town when i take my kids on walks. im scared to go in my yard. how do i get him to move can i leagaly make him move he is a renter we are about to have our 3rd child and im starting to not like my own home but we own it so we cant move but can we make him? please help i cant take living next to this creep anylonger im affraid its going to affect my prenancy..

9. David Gibbons on April 3, 2009 1:39 pm

   Dinky -

   Sorry to hear that. I can’t help you. Please consider speaking to your local police and having them contact the home’s owner.

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10. Diana Swadley on May 1, 2009 11:31 am

    Look up the city ordinances regarding accumulation of trash, nusiance barking, not picking up dog poop, Criminal trespassing warnings, etc….. You would be amazed at what you can legaly file as a complaint and what people can be ticketed for.

11. Randy G. Blanton on June 20, 2009 6:43 pm

    I have neighbors that run a generator.I called the Sheriff’s office,now they herass me by running the generator,and using low frequiency noise to shake my house all the time!!!!

12. john on July 24, 2009 2:38 pm

    This is a post for Dinky. Congrats on the pregnacy, how far along are you?

    Anyway so your “issue” with the neighbor and the way I see it. So your neighbor is kind enough to invite you and your husband over for drinks on july 4th. Your husband goes home but you stay for another drink?. Hmm you must have been having a “good time” huh?. So now you say you “ended up waking up on his lawn batered and brused”?. Do you do this sort of thing often, you now, go to someone’s house from drinks and end up waking up on thier lawn?. Anyway, so the following week you find out that you had sex with your neighbor?. Now you want to cry rape beacause of course you wouldn’t have allowed sex to happen, A wife who stays at her neighbor’s having drinks while her husband sits at home?. Well I’m curious now as to when this happened, and again how far along in the prenancy are you?. Again, Good Luck !!

13. brandi hebert on September 15, 2009 8:49 am

    It is so upsetting to have a neighbor that their own landlord cannot seem to get them evicted even through the court system! I have three young children and not a day goes by that we can actually walk out our front door to not see these animals fighting, cursing and yelling at each other.Today I found out that it is believed to be a crack house by police! It seems like someone will have to get seriously hurt by these people before action is taken. Their children were taken from them last Friday because they locked their 8yr.old son out the house all day. What kind of people are they?