SoCalBubbleHead's Discussions

His realtor is not that attractive.  Sorry, but I am more of a Kendra Todd fan.  I bet she could get any doomer to buy a crack hosue for $1 million.

Alpine always had 2 kitchens K101.  And the pool is probably one of those above ground ones that you see in the trailer parks.  Anybody can install those in a few hours. 

I'll be the designated driver subway.  Those NJ state troopers can be real gasholes. 

I won't make an offer on any house that has less than 5 kitchens...

I'm hungry.  Feed me some ramen noodles PLEASE!

"Even if the seller was lucky enough to get a tenant who is willing to pay $2700/mon, he/she still would be in negative cash flow." Not true.  If they are long term owners, they should easily be able to break even, if not make a profit.  If they just bought, then they are screwed.

You can get foreclosures on Zillow for free.  Just type in the address of your realtor's or mortgage broker's house, and make an offer to their bank. 

I live at 87 Summit Terrace.  There, I am no longer anonymous.  Come and get me!

Stupid Question Alert: What happens if the selelr lists with a new broker, and then sells to the buyer who came with the old broker FSBO?  Does anybody get a commission in that scenario?

Now, now, if I was really Alpine, do you think I would make it that obvivous and include ALPINE in my user name????