2531 N Murray Ave

As a kid growing up on the East Side I dreamt of apartments like this. Akin to some Parisian dream, this house on a hill overlooks the quaintest little block on Murray. Nestled between all the iconic East Side institutions, if the show Friends was set in Milwaukee, this would be Phoebe's apartment. Did Phoebe even have an apartment? Anyway, twinkling outside your living room window you'll see the majestic lights of Oriental Theater just down the street. Close your eyes and you might smell the aromas of the North Ave restaurants and Starbucks on Downer. A quick hop to Bradford Beach, Whole Foods and Oakland Ave. I won't ruin the surprise, one of the closet doors might take you to Narnia. If you're not having fun living here, that's on you bub. Spacious bathroom to glam up for a night on the town. And if said night involves driving downtown, you'll appreciate our private parking lot with snow removal included to keep your car for such occasions. Plus, free in-building laundry for all your late night Ma Fischer mishaps. That Greek skillet gets me every time... Sure, it's not a huge two bedroom apartment by your wide-stanced midwestern standards, but some crafty interior design judo skills would genuinely yield some enchanting layouts. Hey, fun idea, schedule a showing and we can pretend to be the hosts of the new HGTV interior design show, "Lofty Ambitions!" Dibs on the irreverent, wise-cracking host.