1027 E Center St #1, Milwaukee, WI 53212

Are you languishing again that you haven't blossomed into the Taylor Swift of Riverwest like everyone predicted in your high school yearbook? First, everyone lies when signing yearbooks. It's the polite thing to do. Second, for someone who lives an endless loop of procrastination, you've achieved plenty! It's not your fault, how could you climb any metaphorical mountains when distractions perpetually bombard you? You need to simplify your life in a pleasant, peaceful space like this 1 bedroom oasis. As a born-again Catholic Buddhist, I vowed to speak truthfully to people for at least the first two months of acquaintanceship. So, honestly, this apartment has just enough space to hold your boundless potential. A large living room, formal dining room with built-in cabinetry and a closet on every wall it seems. Plus, you get free heat, laundry room, parking lot and we handle shoveling snow / lawn care. And as a special gift from the Church of Latter Day Catholic Buddhists, when you sign a lease, I'll sign your yearbook (in two months).