2206 E Locust St #2, Milwaukee, WI 53211

There you are! Listen, I know mom said to stop taking housing advice from strangers on the internet but I have TONS of street cred and candy, both of which you love. Can we talk about love? After all, you're not looking for an apartment, you're looking for love (and a safe place to keep your priceless Beanie Baby collection). You want somewhere to call home. You want to be curled up on your living room couch next to the 100% non-functional, yet 105% romantic, fireplace as you absently trace the grains in your hardwood floors for the right Netflix show to watch tonight. Or perhaps you like esoteric German board games whose rules I refuse to learn on account of my goldfish-like attention span. It's a great spacious living room for that too. And don't worry about "friends" stealing your beloved Bubbles Beanie Baby, she'll be safe under your pillow in your bedroom off the way. Since you're the hosting type, you'll appreciate the reasonably sized kitchen with a lovely windowed eat-in dining area. I swear, windows open in the summer sipping Chateauneuf du Pape when the nearby lakefront breeze catches you just right you'll swear you were back in the south of France. But who wants to be a snooty Francophile when you can be a hip East Sider? Feeling existential? Roast Cafe across the street, mon ami. Feeling flaneur-ery? Lake Park is a 5 minute prance. Charcuterie running low? Allez Whole Foods 5 minutes too. I didn't even mention UWM is two blocks away. They have books and smart-people stuff. And since you're not really French or a legit hipster, you'll appreciate the free-to-use laundry machines. Hey, let's keep in touch now that we've found each other. I like you so much you can bring one of your lame board games to our showing and I'll feign jubilance to play it with you after you've settled in! Fun!