2528 N Maryland Ave APT 3, Milwaukee, WI 53211

I love this apartment's name Versailles. It's equal parts "usurp rationality" and "hearken 18th century Paris." We'll need that nonsense and those romantics for you to blossom into something famous. Finally, we can realize your dream: having tiny, lifelike dolls of you tossed into Happy Meals by unhappy minimum wage workers for your adoring fans. True, your ensemble of cloud slides offends this building's classic charms, but guess what footwear Marie Antoinette adorned when she arrived at Palace of Versailles? Cloud slides. Classy broad until that cake talk got her cancel cultured. You'll have many options to flaunt your "made-it" status when friends visit you at Versailles. A soaking tub and shower stall in the same bathroom? Ooh la la! Might I suggest filling the tub with banana laffy taffy to ostentate your wealthy eccentricities? Featuring 1.5 bathrooms, guests can conduct any actual business in the powder room. You'll want to host often as this apartment has a gorgeous dining room with original built-ins; a living room centered around a handsome fireplace; and bonus sunroom perfect for your faberge egg collection. With three bedrooms, FREE heat and an incredibly priced rent, you can fake it til you make it by splitting rent with a few roomies. Allez, let's tour your palace already!