313 Clay Ave, Mars, PA 16046

Sick of the space-race? Fancy a bit of rock you can call your own? This surprisingly modern residence has all you will ever need in a delightfully nostalgic converted vintage barn. Features include long distance Ground Control intercom, Human Android Link (H.A.L.) system, free solar passive heating with solarium, fully responsive airlock and your own spa in the well-appointed parental unit retreat. A separate bunker contains a mechanics workshop and an underground hydroponic system utilising waste fluid (Subject to Council Approval) to produce Melange spice. This listing also includes full access to a 14ac plantation of Soylent, a local delicacy which will make up the bulk of your diet, and may be a lucrative income in the event of future colonisation of the area. Welcome to your future!