3484 22nd St, San Francisco, CA 94110

Hey ho, So you looking for a very groovy, perfectly situated, clean, sweet new flat? If so, you're in luck! Open House Monday, 5 February 12:00pm to 12:30pm The Details: Seven rooms (3 Bedrooms, Bathroom, Kitchen, Laundry/Storage Room, Living Room) plus deck Recently refinished parquet hardwood floors throughout (except the kitchen, bathroom, laundry room) Three nice size bedrooms that are quiet and peaceful for a restful night's sleep and epic, adventurous, outlandish dreams A central living room with lovely natural light; the ideal spot to kick off your shoes at the end of the day and enjoy a nice glass of wine, a stiff shot of Patron Silver or perhaps a steaming hot mug of herbal tea to sip whilst reading your latest cryptocurrency blog post. A spacious, eat-in kitchen with gas appliances, perfect for playing out your own Iron Chef fantasies (or any other weird and wild fantasies you envision taking place in a kitchen), with direct access to the deck and small yard below Comfy bathroom with shower and tub. Oh yeah, a toilet too! And a big closet to hold all your towels, sheets, toilet paper, toiletries, etc. Oodles of closet space in each room and the hall, so you can accumulate all kinds of worthless garage sale and Craigslist finds. Deck right off the kitchen, ideal for sun worshippers, moonlit sky romantics and perfect for those lazy weekend mornings with the NY Times and a steaming mug of Four Barrel coffee Small yard below the deck that is perfect for the weekend gardener or weekday slouch and of course your little dog too Washer and dryer in the laundry/storage room off the kitchen. Never be without clean undies again! That is assuming you wear them at all. One parking space in the garage under the house. And it's NOT tandem parking either. It's yours and yours alone! Pets invited, as long as they are well behaved. Dog or cat or fish only. Please no tropical jungle animals or wild game. VERY quiet apartment in a three-unit building constructed in 1885, though sadly devoid of its original Victorian detail. Ideally located just two blocks from Dolores Park, two blocks to the quaint shopping and restaurants of Noe Valley/24th Street, one block to the J-Church and spitting distance to the ultra-hip, upper Valencia corridor. In the heart of tech bus-stop heaven, not to mention easy access to the highways taking you down yonder to all points south. So, there you have it. Don't just sit there. Mark your calendars for the open house tomorrow and you could be the next lucky tenant. Don't forget now and please feel free to text or email me with any questions you may have. I'll be looking forward to meeting you soon. . . Cheers, Jonathan (Please bring credit history and a completed generic rental application with you to expedite the process. I promise to shred your material if I don't choose you as the next tenant here. Thanks)