8706 Timber Lodge, San Antonio, TX 78250

** OPEN HOUSE SAT 5/24 11AM- 2PM ** Put on your bell bottoms and moonwalk into the largest one-story floor plan in Silver Creek - this groovy 4 bed, 2 bath home is fresher than a Prince track and smoother than a lava lamp on shag carpet (don't worry, there's no shag carpet here - just sleek travertine tile throughout, baby). The kitchen? Total Top Chef meets Top Gun. Granite counters, glass subway tile backsplash, double oven, five-burner gas stove, and a Kichler 36-inch vent hood that would make Gordon Ramsay say, "Totally tubular!" There's even a wet bar turned coffee station - because adulting is just Happy Hour with espresso. With three living areas (yes, three!), you've got space for your Atari, your Rubik's Cube collection, and maybe even your hair crimper. The cozy fireplace in the main room is ready for all your Knight Rider marathons, while the breakfast nook's bay window practically sings, "Wake me up before you go-go." And the primary bath? It's a full-on Miami Vice level upgrade. Walk-in glass shower with non-slip stone, porcelain walls, rain showerhead, body jets, and enough stainless steel to make the Terminator jealous. It's like a DeLorean-luxury, power, and definitely from the future. Out back, the Trex deck and enclosed gazebo are ready for your next Solid Gold dance party, while the stone walkway says, "Cue the Footloose soundtrack." The roof is a sturdy 24-gauge metal number from 2015 - built like a disco ball but tougher. Brand new water softener? You bet. Even the laundry room is doing the Electric Slide - it's oversized and full of potential. Located in the Great Northwest, you get not one, but two amenity centers - pools, trails, courts, playgrounds - all inside Loop 1604. Commute? What commute? So grab your leg warmers and get down here. This home isn't just rad - it's totally awesome.