(Undisclosed Address), Irmo, SC 29063

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (And Every Day After!) Your Family's Dream Estate Awaits Turkey, Tinsel & Four-Legged Friends Included! This Season, Give Your Family the Gift That Keeps On Giving: A RESORT-STYLE SANCTUARY Imagine this: It's Thanksgiving morning. You're sipping coffee on your wrap-around Western Red Cedar porch while your four-legged family members frolic safely in your private paradise. The turkey's in the oven (not burnt, for once), and your in-laws are happily settled in the separate guest house with its own workshop. Yes, you read that right they get their own space. You're welcome. THANKSGIVING DREAMS COME TRUE Picture-Perfect Holiday Hosting: Formal Living & Dining Rooms Because Aunt Martha's opinion on your decorating finally matters (there's plenty of room for that 12-foot table) Sunken Family Room with Gas Fireplace Where the kids can watch the parade while you "supervise" from the cozy sitting area with your second mimosa Custom Gourmet Kitchen with Granite Countertops Plus a spectacular picture window overlooking your private pond (way better than staring at the neighbors' questionable lawn ornaments) Stainless Steel Appliances Because your old oven deserves retirement after that casserole incident of 2023 The Guest House Advantage: Your relatives will actually want to visit when they have their own vaulted-ceiling retreat with skylights, Mannington wood floors, country porch, AND a pool table. Plus, there's a workshop for those who "just need to tinker." Peace, quiet, and separate wifi passwords for everyone! CHRISTMAS MAGIC MULTIPLIED Deck These Halls (You've Got Plenty): Custom Stone Floors & Marble in High-Traffic Areas Because muddy snow boots and holiday guests are inevitable. Your floors can handle it with style. Large Covered Porch String those lights for miles! Perfect for sipping hot cocoa while pretending to supervise the kids building snowmen Office Space For those "working from home" days when you're definitely not online shopping on Black Friday (wink) Custom Ceiling Fans & Lighting Throughout Holiday ambiance that doesn't trip your circuit breaker Master Suite Sanctuary: After a day of holiday chaos, retreat to your master bedroom with coffered raised ceilings and bay windows. The master bath features a large whirlpool soaking tub perfect for hiding from wrapping paper duty with a glass of wine and some peace on earth. NEW YEAR, NEW YOU, NEW ADDRESS Why This Is Your Best Resolution Ever: FURNISHED Move in and start living your best life immediately. No IKEA instructions, no "we'll get to that room eventually" Pet Paradise Your four-legged family members get unlimited access to nature (and they'll love you forever) Custom Built Excellence From the custom built-in planters to the walk-in closets, every detail screams quality Prime Location Top-ranked schools, shopping, interstates and yet, peaceful enough to make you forget the world exists Safety & Serenity Exclusive amenities meet safer living. Your family's security wrapped in luxury THE BOTTOM LINE This isn't just a house. It's where Thanksgiving memories are made, Christmas magic happens, and New Year's resolutions actually stick (because who wouldn't stick to their goals in a place this amazing?). Two homes. One incredible property. Unlimited possibilities. FULLY FURNISHED. Your separate guest house means visitors are a blessing, not a burden. Your custom features mean luxury is standard, not extra. Your four-legged family members mean the pack is complete. I almost forgot...It also has three underground wells (750ft) which means an unlimited water supply. This Holiday Season, Unwrap Your Future Why spend another year cramming guests into guest rooms, burning turkey in a mediocre kitchen, and explaining to Fido why he can't run free? This Western Red Cedar masterpiece with resort-style amenities is ready for your family's next chapter. Start the new year in your dream home. Tour before the eggnog runs out! P.S. Did we mention it's FURNISHED? Yes, even that pool table in the guest house. You're welcome. Contact us today before someone else claims their slice of paradise! One-year lease. First and last month plus security deposit.