(Undisclosed Address), Jonesboro, AR 72404

Welcome to the ultimate hideout disguised as a charming 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch in The Paddock subdivision. Perfect for binge-watching your favorite shows, practicing your I'm busy face, and hosting absolutely zero awkward small talk. The eat-in kitchen is just fancy enough to pretend you cook gourmet meals but honestly, it's mostly for microwave use and snack raids. The living room has so much natural light, your plants might start judging your life choices. Park your chariot in the attached two-car garage and escape the tyranny of weather, squirrels, and your neighbor's weird yard gnome collection. The fenced backyard is ideal for your dog's world domination plans or your next socially distant dance party. Close to schools, shopping, and that taco place everyone raves about (you know the one). This home guarantees strong Wi-Fi, good vibes, and the perfect alibi for Sorry, can't hang outI'm nesting.''