Some say you can see the ghost of Otis Redding across the water through the early evening vapors. Others comment the master bedroom is just "slightly limiting." All we know is this is Moonrise Kingdom, home of: bonfires, fireplace fires and the periodic kitchen fire, which brings us back to the master bedroom. The exposed lower level, mother-in-law suite, is ideal for those who have a fine appreciation for dust. The main floor has a rarely-used kitchen because none of the appliances actually work. Critically, the bathroom off the LR features a turbo-charged exhaust fan for those visits from the in-laws. The garage sports 3 stalls, so there's room for lots of crap, or 2 cars and a boat, or 2 boats and a car, or 3 cars, or 4 minis, or, you get the picture. The small shaded yard can go months without mowing, freeing up time to enjoy a case or two of Milwaukee’s Best. Dan exclaimed, "This place is a dump and it suits me just fine." Dave was critical of the lack of mirrors. After a few brandy old fashions Dolly admitted, "I am a Christian woman and would never take the Lord's name in vain, but OH MY this is a GD sh*thole." Abe added, "Corn? when did I eat corn??"
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