27 Haskell St, Gloucester, MA 01930

Behind a hedge, near Good Harbor Beach, there sits a colonial. Her privacy entices u to throw your car in reverse! What is behind her tall hedge? U pick up your phone & dial your agent. Your partner is sitting next to u scrolling through the pics on Zillow. You grab the phone. You're both hovering over the phone, u NEED to get into this house ASAP. On a scale from 1 to 10, it's a 15. You've been sifting through McMansions & farmhouse wannabes forever. Another set of buyers just pulled up & are getting out of their Tesla. U can smell their trust fund. U can tell they're prepared to pay $250k over list. "Game on." U whisper. U bolt for the front door. You're greeted by glimpses of the updated kitchen. "LOCK THE DOOR!" U yell. U KNOW U ARE HOME! Why don't they build houses like this anymore? U walk through the dining room and gaze at the backyard. Heading out of the house u let the other buyers know, "it's too late, u just got off the phone with the sellers & your offer is accepted".