You loathe typical real estate agent bios. Don't worry, I do too. They're like cardboard -- stiff, bland, and identical to every other bio out there. Instead of boasting about awards and accomplishments you're not interested in, I'm taking the novel approach of actually giving you what you want -- real answers to questions you're probably wondering right now.

Will you return my calls and emails? Yes. Without question. I realize this is one of the...