I never wanted to be in sales.  Who likes salespeople?  They are always trying to "sell" you something, always more interested in their wallet than anyone else.  

My first dream job, at five years old, was to be a trashman.

As I grew, my aspirations grew to be a spy, then an FBI field agent, and finally, a financial planner.  

I took my first real job out of college so I could marry Rachel, my high school sweetheart.  But it wasn't a job I loved....