John Riley

My dad was a real connoisseur of fine liquor. His favorite is Dalmore Scotch, but he had every type of liquor in the most expensive brands. 

"So ladies," my dad asked, "have any of you ever experienced a twenty-five-year-old single malt scotch?"

"I have," said Heather. "My dad loves the stuff."

"Oh, what does your dad do for a living?" dad asked.

"He’s like you, investment banking, venture capital, real estate, and such."

My dad looks at hea...

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