Who doesn't love writing a bio? It's so genuine. So real. So authentic. Trying to impress you while trying not to sound too arrogant. Telling you all my achievements but convincing you I'm really down-to-earth. Spending hours on the perfect verbiage but knowing deep deep down that the only person that will actually read this entire paragraph is your mother. Maybe. So I'll do everyone a favor and make this short and sweet. I'm passionate, persiste...