You loath typical real estate agent bios.  Don't worry, I do too.  They're like cardboard - stiff, bland and identical to every other bio out there.  Instead of boasting ad nauseum about awards and accomplishements you're not interested in, I'm taking the novel approach of actually giving you what you want - real answers to questions you're probably wondering right now.

Will you return my calls and emails?

Yes, without question. I realize this is...